Smart Blond Joke

Fri, Aug 10, 2012

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I am a blond so I think  I have the right to tell blond jokes. This one tickled my funny bone!

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer.

She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the Title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 Loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, ‘Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?’

The blonde replies, ‘Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?’

AT LAST, a smart blonde joke! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me know if you’ve heard this one before!  It came from who knows where into my email inbox!

 

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36 Responses to “Smart Blond Joke”

  1. Carlos@chistes cortos y buenos Says:

    Good one linda :)
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  2. Adrian Says:

    well that’s simply an awesome joke, That blond girl was indeed smart enough, she knew how to make a thousands dollars expense to be converted into a $15 transaction! Thanks

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  3. Scott Says:

    Great laugh! What a clever person. I wonder if this would work for me… time to find a bank with an underground garage.
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  4. Jen@Abdominal Cuts Says:

    Ha! That is so cool! Thank you for sharing. I’m sick of all the dumb blond jokes, so it’s nice to hear a smart blond joke – and a great one at that!
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  5. Reading Glasses Says:

    This is really a great joke. I like it very much… :)

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  6. Elena Anne Says:

    Very good, doing your bit for the blond cause! Funny joke Linda!
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  7. Fred@Memory Foam Beds Says:

    LoL! that made me crack up, thanks for sharing Linda! I was expecting the usual “dumb blonde” moments but was pleasantly surprised with the punchline.
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  8. Alice Santos Says:

    Hi Linda, you make me laugh with this, and to be honest I love to read this.. keep it up…
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  9. Jayant Says:

    That was really a smart one. Its high time people stopped judging others. If you feel like, please That is a lot of useful information packed into one page. Thanks a lot. visit me. :)

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  10. pomoc drogowa poznań Says:

    Heh, I must repeat it to my wife :) she’s one of the smart blondes ;-)

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  11. Candice Michelle Says:

    Incredible article! You really give the reader the ability to think more among your writing , again thanks a lot .
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  12. Elena Says:

    What a clever person, a woman of course, it says it all really doesn’t it…..brilliant joke by the way!!
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  13. Julius from RoundNews Says:

    Wow! This blond joke must be famous. As I began reading some of it I instantly had the idea to post this exact joke as a reply (not knowing it’s the same as yours with the blonde that parks a car for a couple of weeks for a very small amount of money). To my surprise I found you were saying the same joke! Good one!
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  14. Stefan Cael Says:

    I like jokes and thanks for your great honesty.
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  15. joseph12 Says:

    Funny blog.Thanks for sharing it.

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  16. Suzanne Says:

    Well I am blonde too and I had a nice laugh about this one. Who’s the smart one now? Thanks, Suzanne
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  17. Richie @ forex trading software system Says:

    Hey Linda,
    Definitely this is the first Smart Blonde Joke I ever Heard. Waiting for other Similar Joke :)
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  18. Cazare revelion Says:

    it’s one of the smart blondes :))

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  19. Linda Says:

    Hi, I love the joke. I am going to send it to my blonde daughter in law. She will love it! thanks.

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  20. Jordan@East Brunswick Dentist Says:

    Turns out she was smarter than everyone else! Good one Linda.

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  21. Liz McGee Says:

    Hey Linda,

    I haven’t heard that one before, but I Love it!

    I’ll have to tell that to my daughter, she’s blonde and hates blond jokes with a passion (naturally), but I think that’s one she’ll enjoy.

    Thanks,
    Liz
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  22. Sam @ Compare The Value Says:

    I’ve heard about this same joke but it wasn’t a blonde woman, just some businessman. But I guess this one’s better and I like it.

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  23. Jeff L @ Funny Birthday Wishes Says:

    Thanks so much Linda! ( : Life is so much more enjoyable for those with a great sense of humor.
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  24. Sarah Says:

    Oh My Goodness! Linda Grace, You have a smart and sensible joke. Very funny and the blonde really outsmart the loan officer and the whole staff.

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  25. Eva@funny jokes Says:

    Ha ha ha that clever jokes, but why must blonded ?

    cheers

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  26. Clariaz Says:

    Like your post, It make me happy. thanks for share

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